My mom says I'll always be in less trouble if I tell the truth and don't lie .
When I Lie To My Mom And She Finds Out:
When I Tell The Truth Straight Up :
Put your facebook status as “OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!!!” Wait 5 minutes. Make a new status saying “I’m going to test out my time machine”
When I turn 18 and my parents try to get me to do something
I’ll just be like
“But in the future there will be no wives and no friends. Children will be taken from their mothers at birth, as one takes eggs from a hen. The sex instinct will be eradicated. Procreation will be an annual formality like the renewal of a ration card. We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now. There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards the Party. There will be no love, except the love of Big Brother. There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a defeated enemy. There will be no art, no literature, no science. When we are omnipotent we shall have no more need of science. There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always — do not forget this, Winston — always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — for ever.’” —George Orwell (via philphys)
I wonder if Daniel Radcliffe imagines himself as Harry when he reads the books.
"Why don't you like Twilight?"
My reaction to 99% of peoples Facebook status'