In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get...– Woody Allen
To be sure, some people are never going to be readers. We used to feel sorry for...– Rogue Columnist (via azspot)
I'm sorry I can't be good enough.
I love showing tricks to little kids.
daily-tumbles: They’re all like: “How did you do that?” And you’re just like: “Magic.”
Why Iceland Should Be in the News, But Is Not →
An Italian radio program’s story about Iceland’s on-going revolution is a stunning example of how little our media tells us about the rest of the world. Americans may remember that at the start of the 2008 financial crisis, Iceland literally went bankrupt. The reasons were mentioned only in passing, and since then, this little-known member of the European Union fell back into oblivion. As...
I say the most flirty things when I'm just talking...
daily-tumbles: But when it comes time for me to actually flirt I’m just like
breakingsummer: ‘if 20,000 people reblog this i’ll never self harm again’ some people who self harm for completely real reasons spend their entire lives with the label ‘attention seeker’, and then you get attention whores who use self harm as a way to get reblogs.
My Adventures with Poptart No.1
Before Opening: Opening: Taking out of packet: Inserting that bad motherfucker into the heat-o-mobile thing: Press that bitch down, hoe: Heat that shit, yo: Bitch just popped: Motherfucker burnt me, shit just got real: Taking a bite: I just came: Second bite = Second orgasm: Crumbs left on plate: Half a second of tonguework later: